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DJ TIESTO'S SECRET MOUNTAIN FORTRESS
its me im tiesto irl
Created on 2006-12-14 01:10:43 (#11821180), last updated 2009-11-17
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Basic Info| Name: | sam is finer |
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| Birthdate: | 06-26 |
| Website: | this, except <140 characters |
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samjolnir@gmail.com BioSamuel J. Finer was born on June 26th, 1988. He began his life in humble conditions, living with his parents in the suburbs of Long Island. At the age of five, Sam was admitted to the Smartsbury Institute for Geniuses, where he excelled in his studies despite being the youngest genius ever admitted.
In 1994, Sam began working at the NASA Space Research Center for Advanced Space Science, where he invented a new alloy that was as light as a feather yet as stiff as a board. This success coincided with the start of his short-lived pop music career, highlighted by playing the saxophone on Huey Lewis and The News's fourth album, the smash-hit "Fore!"
With the earnings from his science and music careers, Sam Finer bought a medium-sized castle in Scotland and began writing poetry under the pen name "Lord Byron." The poetry was so well-received that the Modern Language Association, along with numerous scholars from around the world, decided to re-date it into the Romantic period of the 19th century and add it to the canon of modern English literature. His work as Lord Byron can be found in various anthologies, and is taught in English departments around the world.
In 2007, Sam Finer bought a solid-gold igloo on top of the Empire State Building, where he lives to this day. If you're ever in the Big Apple, look for him driving around town in his solid gold Bentley (which can be distinguished from any other solid gold Bentley by the fact that it is covered with fist-sized diamonds).
In 1994, Sam began working at the NASA Space Research Center for Advanced Space Science, where he invented a new alloy that was as light as a feather yet as stiff as a board. This success coincided with the start of his short-lived pop music career, highlighted by playing the saxophone on Huey Lewis and The News's fourth album, the smash-hit "Fore!"
With the earnings from his science and music careers, Sam Finer bought a medium-sized castle in Scotland and began writing poetry under the pen name "Lord Byron." The poetry was so well-received that the Modern Language Association, along with numerous scholars from around the world, decided to re-date it into the Romantic period of the 19th century and add it to the canon of modern English literature. His work as Lord Byron can be found in various anthologies, and is taught in English departments around the world.
In 2007, Sam Finer bought a solid-gold igloo on top of the Empire State Building, where he lives to this day. If you're ever in the Big Apple, look for him driving around town in his solid gold Bentley (which can be distinguished from any other solid gold Bentley by the fact that it is covered with fist-sized diamonds).
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Earl L. Vandermeulen High School - Port Jefferson, NYVassar College - Poughkeepsie, NY (2006 - present)
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